EppsNet Archive: Cats

Your Dog Really Loves You

29 Sep 2017 /

Hi everybody! It’s me, Lightning! I’m in heaven now but I want to make sure you guys read this article about how your cat is just nice to you to get food but your dog really loves you.

I have my favorite blanket in heaven and my stuffed bear is here with me too!

— Lightning paw

P.S. I made up the part about cats, sorry.


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Brahms Shooting Cats

14 Oct 2016 /

Allegedly, Brahms would sit by a window with a bow-and-arrow-type weapon that Dvorák gave him, and shoot arrows at the cats in the street.


Lullaby, and good night, in the skies stars are briiight . . . GODDAMN CATS!!!

bow and arrow

We Need to Get a Cat

28 Jul 2016 /

Hi everybody! It’s me, Lightning!

I told my owner that we need to get a cat.

— Lightning paw

If a Cat Identifies as a Dog . . .

11 Jul 2016 /

If a cat identifies as a dog, can the cat be denied full access to public dog park facilities? Can the cat be denied admission to K-9 police dog training?


More People I’m Sick Unto Death Of

5 Mar 2015 /
  • Men who schedule haircut appointments, especially men who schedule haircut appointments for weekday afternoons.
  • Men who use the word “diva” in reference to their cat.

Cat and Dog

20 Aug 2012 /

Lazy babies

Cat and Dog

11 May 2012 /

Vanille et Diego dans l'herbe

Cat and Dog

24 Jan 2012 /

Vanille + Diego = LOVE

Cat and Dog

14 Jan 2012 /

Gutti and Elvis

A Pile of Mammals

11 Dec 2011 /

Another Pile of Mammals

Cat and Dog

14 Nov 2011 /

Snuggle buddies

Originally uploaded by Mrs Hoffy

Homeless Cat Problem

5 Feb 2011 /

It’s a good thing women aren’t married off young by their fathers anymore, or else we’d have a real homeless cat problem on our hands.

Twitter: 2011-01-20

20 Jan 2011 /
  • RT @MrsRupertPupkin: My cat tried to knock over my TV this morning. WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING?! #

The Cats of War

9 Jan 2011 /

The Cats of War

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It’s Kittens

1 Jan 2011 /


Bad Dog

5 Nov 2010 /


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Halloween Pugs

14 Oct 2010 /

TeaCake, Jealous?

Originally uploaded by Madness Rivera

Then All Is Lost

Originally uploaded by Madness Rivera

Tiger, Tiger

21 Jun 2010 /

Cat in mirror

A Cat with an iPad

17 Apr 2010 /
Lightning Epps

I saw this video of a cat playing with an iPad. I love how the guy at the end says “You sure are a smart cat, buddy.”

LOL! That is a DOPEY cat! He’s as dopey as those dopey dogs that chase laser pointers at the dog park.

Is THAT all you have to do to be a smart cat? Bat at things that move or make noise?


— Lightning paw

Pig in a Poke

10 Mar 2010 /

Pig-in-a-poke is an idiom that refers to a confidence trick originating in the Late Middle Ages, when meat was scarce but cats were not.

The scheme entailed the sale of a suckling pig in a poke (bag). The wriggling bag would actually contain a cat (not particularly prized as a source of meat) that was sold to the victim in an unopened bag.

A common colloquial expression in the English language, to buy a pig in a poke is to make a risky purchase without inspecting the item beforehand. The phrase can also be applied to accepting an idea or plan without a full understanding of its basis.


If you’re not seeing the video here, you can go to YouTube and hear Nancy Pelosi say, “But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what is in it.”

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