EppsNet Archive: Horses

See You in Hell: Robert E. Lee Edition

[See You in Hell is a feature by our guest blogger, Satan — PE] Greetings from the underworld! I saw this on Facebook today: First of all, the temperature on that screencap — 81 degrees? That’s the temperature in Los Angeles. The temperature here in Hell is much hotter. Secondly, Americans are the fattest, dumbest people on the planet. Did… Read more →

Worst Case Scenarios on Demand

If you’re in the market for a worst case scenario, you need to talk to my wife . . . I got an Amazon Local deal via email — a one-hour horseback riding lesson for $35. “Do you want to take a horseback riding lesson?” I asked her. “No,” she said. “It’s dangerous. I’m not going to do it and… Read more →