EppsNet Archive: Privacy

More People I’m Sick Unto Death Of

4 Mar 2015 /
  • Celebrities showing off their post-baby bodies
  • Anyone who asks for privacy by issuing a press release through their publicist
  • Anyone with a go-to karaoke song

When Will Snowden Denounce Russian Spying?

21 Oct 2013 /


Ted Rall: “1984” is Here. Yawn.

Posted by on 5 Jul 2013

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorcing

29 Jun 2012 /
Cruise jumps on the couch during the taping of...

“Kate has filed for divorce and Tom is deeply saddened and is concentrating on his three children,” said a statement from Cruise’s rep on Friday. “Please allow them their privacy.”

Again the press release asking for privacy. ATTENTION EVERYONE! A LITTLE PRIVACY PLEASE!

If not for the press release, who would know or care about this? I’ve got my own problems, thank you.

And it’s another blow to the theory, believed by many, that having a lot of money, free time and famous friends is a guaranteed ticket to happiness. No one’s life is a fairy tale, no matter what it looks like . . .


Celebrity Breakups

21 Dec 2011 /

Jessica Lange and Sam Shepard Have Separated

The story was posted this week but it turns out they actually separated two years ago.

Normally, with celebrity breakups, the couple sends out a press release asking for privacy “in this difficult time.”

That always seemed to me like one of the stupidest ideas in a world full of stupid ideas: sending out a press release requesting privacy.

It turns out if you just keep your mouth shut about it, you can split up and no one will know or care. You can have all the privacy you want . . .

P.S. Why do people split up in their late 60s after 30 years together? DO THEY WANT TO DIE ALONE?!


Perspective

24 Oct 2010 /
TechCrunch

If you do stuff online, people are tracking it and putting it into a database and trying to sell you stuff based on that. There’s not much you can do about it except not be online. And it’s not all that bad, really, to get ads for diapers when you’re having a baby, or ads for cars when you are looking to buy a car. Life will go on.


Lack of Privacy Is Part of the Deal

6 Dec 2009 /

Product endorsement is “implicitly aspirational”:

The grandaddy of such advertising in the modern age, of course, is three simple words: “Be Like Mike.” Once you’re asking people to be like you, you’re inviting them to wonder about the “you” they’re supposed to want to be like. End of privacy. In case your agents, lawyers, managers, and other handlers didn’t mention it, that’s the deal.


Too Much Collegiality

21 Jun 2009 /

The men’s and women’s restrooms at our office face each other across a hallway. Neither one of them has a double-door entry for privacy. If you push open the door to the men’s room, you’re looking at a row of sinks, but if you’re coming out of the men’s room at the same time someone opens the door to the ladies’ room, you’re looking right at the stalls, including ankles and feet if anyone’s in them.

I’m all for collegiality in the workplace, but isn’t this overdoing it? Even at home, I don’t mind if people close the bathroom door . . .