Celebrity Breakups

21 Dec 2011 /

Jessica Lange and Sam Shepard Have Separated

The story was posted this week but it turns out they actually separated two years ago.

Normally, with celebrity breakups, the couple sends out a press release asking for privacy “in this difficult time.”

That always seemed to me like one of the stupidest ideas in a world full of stupid ideas: sending out a press release requesting privacy.

It turns out if you just keep your mouth shut about it, you can split up and no one will know or care. You can have all the privacy you want . . .

P.S. Why do people split up in their late 60s after 30 years together? DO THEY WANT TO DIE ALONE?!

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