Why I Don’t Go to Sandra Bullock Movies

13 Jul 2009 / Hostile Witness

Some of the hockey moms here at the tournament went to see The Proposal and are giving it rave reviews — “Classic Sandra Bullock!” Blah blah blah . . .

“Sandra Bullock used to be pretty cute,” I say, “but now she looks like a guy, don’t you think?”

“Are you kidding?! For 45, she looks amazing!

When I unscrunch my hard-earned dollar bills to see a movie, I want more than “looks good for 45.” I can get “looks good for 45″ at home . . .