I get about 200 emails a day — 90 percent junk — and 90 percent of the junk is targeted at human weakness, weariness, disappointment, regret and self-loathing.
It’s pretty depressing.
And the funny little misspellings in the subject line to trick the spam filters . . . HA! What will they think of next!
Can I really get prescription drugs by email? Some days I need prescription drugs just to read my email.
Who can I talk to when they don’t arrive? The post office? The Better Business Bureau?
Hello? Can you help me track down my Dexedrine shipment?
I don’t think so . . .