My Kid Asks for Money

“Give me money or give me death! And if you give me death, I’m going to give you death, so I recommend giving me money.

“And if you kill me, when Mom gets home you’re going to have to make up some lame excuse like ‘Somebody broke into the house and killed him.’ So again, I recommend just giving me the money.”

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