Fidel Castro Needs to Die Right Now10 Aug 2006 / Paul Epps
“Is Fidel Castro dead yet?” my son asks.
“No,” I say, “as far as I know he’s still alive. Why do you care?”
“Fidel Castro is the most Communistic Communist in the history of Communist Communism. And I have him in a death pool.”
“When do you need him to die?”
“Like . . . right now.”
“Do you have anyone else in your death pool?”