Fidel Castro Needs to Die Right Now

Fidel Castro

“Is Fidel Castro dead yet?” my son asks.

“No,” I say, “as far as I know he’s still alive. Why do you care?”

“Fidel Castro is the most Communistic Communist in the history of Communist Communism. And I have him in a death pool.”

“When do you need him to die?”

“Like . . . right now.”

“Do you have anyone else in your death pool?”

“Maurice Clarett.”

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