Greed

Wild Thornberrys

The dog is sitting attentively watching my son eat a chili dog.

“You’re not going to get any of that,” I explain to the dog. “He’s greedy. He makes Jack Welch look like Good King Wenceslas.”

“And you,” the boy says, “make Donnie ‘We Found Him’ look like one of the Three Wise Men.”

The boy going deep in the archives to pull out a Wild Thornberrys reference, in which Donnie — seen here hanging from a tree limb — was a feral boy raised by orangutans.

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