Thanksgiving Pies

Pretty girl takes a pie

Pumpkin pie is my favorite Thanksgiving food, but for throwing in someone’s face, a cream pie becomes the preferred choice.

The reason I mention that is that at the Thanksgiving family get-together, one of my nieces, age 19 or 20, announced that she’s always wanted to take a pie in the face.

My ex-sister-in-law was more than happy to oblige and immediately started looking around to see what was available.

Now a pretty girl taking a pie in the face is not only hilarious, it’s also — dare I say it — kinda hot. Am I right?

So it was a real disappointment to find that the only pies available were mince, apple and pumpkin. No cream pies.

Well, maybe next year . . .

  8 comments for “Thanksgiving Pies

  1. Jeff
    3 Apr 2009 at 4:48 pm

    I agree, it is hot. Best when she’s a willing participant and has a good sense of humor, but in scripted scenes it’s fun to see a snooty gal get it. A few comments about gals getting pied: I think it stems from the fact that historically it is men that are seen as ‘clowns’ and have taken more pies in the name of comedy (Keystone Kops, Three Stooges, Soupy Sales…). However, it was Mabel Normand who is credited with throwing the first pie on screen back in 1912 and she received a few of her own! Lucille Ball was also no stranger to taking one for the show.

    Typically I think women and girls are usually more “respected” in appearace and a pie in the face is a total corruption of their facial beauty (despite their use numerous beauty creams anyway). If it’s a scripted scene, it’s always great to see the hoity-toity snobby princess get pied as a comeuppance. Cream pies are a physical comedy form that is a “better you than me” mentality from the observer, so they should usually befall those who are deserving (but in comedy that ain’t always the case). Here’s a great clip made in classic slapstick style:

    However, in the case of your niece, it probably comes from growing up with Nickelodeon and other comedy where pies are common. I know that’s where my interest came from. I wondered what it’d feel like too before I finally whipped up a shaving cream one and tried it out (pretty smooth feeling for sure). An 80’s Nick show called “You Can’t Do That On Television” featured pies at various times but is predominantly remembered for the use of green slime that would fall over anyone who said “I don’t know”… oops (gets slimed).

    Of course, for your niece’s next birthday, you could tease her with the idea of a pie and if she’s game for it, have one or two ready to go to reward her curiosity. At any rate, good for her in having a great sense of fun! That’s my two cents anyway.

  2. Will
    20 May 2009 at 2:04 pm

    I want a pie in the face in my underwear

  3. PE
    20 May 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Whose face is in your underwear?

  4. Patty
    19 Jul 2009 at 5:54 am

    It was always a wish of me to get pied. Last week i got on my 20th birthday a big creampie in my face and all over my clothes. I can tell you it was agreat experience, i felt so good and very sexy.
    My clothes were difficult to get clean but the feeling was worth it, i probably do it again whn i get the chance. Its really fun.

  5. PE
    19 Jul 2009 at 9:00 am

    Hi Patty –

    Did you take a picture – before and after?

  6. Patty
    31 Aug 2009 at 8:33 am

    Of course I did PE !
    I love the sight of being completely creamed soooo much.

  7. igf
    11 Oct 2010 at 1:30 am

    I t would look better if the cream was slammed in her hair. Wow.

    Even more fun if her hair was tied up.

  8. OuestionMark
    10 Feb 2012 at 11:12 pm

    Does anyone know what website this photo is from?

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