I took my boy to Souplantation for dinner after his hockey game. An Indian kid in the line across from us was wearing a t-shirt with a gorilla on it.
“That Indian guy has a cool shirt,” my son said. “I’d rock that.”
“I’d sport that,” he said.
“I’d don that,” he said.
“I’d . . .”
“I get it. Now shut up so I can focus on my salad.”