Two Bright Spots in the Recessionary Landscape

  1. Fewer kids in day care
  2. More women in porno

  3 comments for “Two Bright Spots in the Recessionary Landscape

  1. Calvin
    4 Apr 2009 at 8:37 pm

    haha, these are in fact the only two good things that have come out of the recession so far. Except for good finds at yard sales, but i suppose those good finds are only good for me, the buyer. The poor person selling their things is getting screwed out of their home stereo system because they need money to try and make the mortgage payment, or they need crack, depending on which lonely new hampshire town i happen to be wandering through on a saturday morning.

    And by the way, i found this website because somebody at my school wrote the url with a sharpie all over the inside of the stall at my high school. The same person also wrote it on the back of one of the chairs in my economics classroom. Soon, lots of people began finding new places to write “www.hostilewitness.com” within the school. Talk about viral marketing.

  2. MS
    MS
    9 Apr 2009 at 12:20 am

    867-5309

    Jenny Jenny, you’re the girl for me…

    LOL

  3. HW
    9 Apr 2009 at 9:10 am

    Oh I saw that coming. Instead of recognizing my contribution to American education, you have to come out and denigrate people…

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