Keeping the Magic Alive

I went to a 50th wedding anniversary mass today. Normally I wouldn’t be caught dead at such a thing but in this case the husband and wife also happen to be my parents so not only was I there, I was there bright and early to hand out programs.

Fifty years! How do a man and a woman celebrate with each other such longevity and perseverance?

Honey, I want to say something to you tonight that I’ve never said before, although I’ve had it in my heart for many, many years.

Three little words . . .

. . . let’s try anal . . .

  2 comments for “Keeping the Magic Alive

  1. 16 Jun 2009 at 11:59 am

    Straight to hell, Paul, straight to hell.

  2. MS
    MS
    17 Jun 2009 at 2:36 pm

    If he’s having thoughts like this about his parents, I’d say he’s already in hell.

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