- RT @joshcomers: “I’m ready to take this to the next level!” (overly dramatic guy walking into an elevator) #
- RT @joshcomers: Just saw that a guy following over 28,000 people unfollowed me. I must have really fucked up. #
- Risk creates value. Except when it destroys value. #
- RT @Jesus_M_Christ: #ILaughEverytime I send a Fundamentalist to Hell. #
- RT @Jesus_M_Christ: Whenever someone pleads with me for World Peace then ends their prayer by asking for bigger boobs #ilaugheverytime #