Hi everybody! It’s me, Lightning!
Dinner time is my favorite time of the day! Delicious food moves from the kitchen to the dining room table and if anyone turns their back on it for a second, I launch myself onto a chair and grab some.
Tonight I got a tasty chunk of salmon!
“Lightning is a bad dog,” the boy says. “Joseph’s dog never tries to eat their food.”
“Lightning is an alpha dog,” my owner says, “and alpha dogs eat first. Joseph’s dog is a pussy. He’s so far down the chain of dominance, there aren’t enough letters in the Greek alphabet to categorize him.”
— Lightning 
So which pussy did you steal the salmon from? Your owner or his boy? lawl
I know Lightning…he’s not an alpha dog…he just likes to EAT! A LOT! ;-D
Hi Jan –
Long time no see!