God: “I Gave Him a Sign”

30 Oct 2015 /
Death by Freeway Sign

I hope I don’t die some cartoonish death like skiing into a tree or being launched out of my car and flattened against a freeway sign. It’s funny when it happens to other people though.

The only thing funnier would be if he’d left a spread-eagle person-shaped hole in the sign and then died when he hit a second sign.

When reached for comment, God said, “I gave him a sign.”


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    31 Oct 2015 @ 7:06 am


    Decades ago, their was a famous newspaper photograph of a man caught in the high tension wires of a utility pole after being ejected when his vehicle struck the pole.

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