Mysterious Ways11 Mar 2016 / Paul Epps
And it came to pass after these things, that God tested Abraham and said unto him, “Abraham!” And he said, “Behold, here I am.” And He said, “Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah, and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.”
‘Schizophrenic’ nanny SMILES in Russian court after claiming ‘Allah ordered her’ to decapitate four-year-old girl and walk Moscow streets brandishing the child’s severed head – Daily Mail Online
India: 400 men cut off their testicles to ‘get closer to God’ following advice from ‘guru’ – International Business Times
God seems to enjoy the occasional game of Supernatural Simon Says:
Cut off your testicles.
Cut off your own fookin testicles, mate.
God says cut off your testicles.
Oh . . .