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Man reading news story from his phone: “‘A 4-year-old boy is among at least 29 people shot in Chicago this weekend as violence across the city left two dead and more than two dozen others wounded.'”
“Twenty-nine people shot and only two dead? Thank god black people can’t shoot straight.”
“How do you know they were black people?”
“OK, you got me there, Inspector Clouseau.”