EppsNet Archive: Overheard

Overheard

31 Oct 2017 /

That is a great fright wig! . . . it’s not a fright wig?

Witch


Overheard

30 Jul 2017 /
Chicago

Man reading news story from his phone: “‘A 4-year-old boy is among at least 29 people shot in Chicago this weekend as violence across the city left two dead and more than two dozen others wounded.'”

“Twenty-nine people shot and only two dead? Thank god black people can’t shoot straight.”

“How do you know they were black people?”

“Uh . . . ok, you got me there.”


Overheard

3 Aug 2016 /

Person with a sales job: “I hate a job where the customer is always right. That’s bullshit. I don’t get paid a million dollars to put up with this stuff.”

Makes me glad I learned a skill . . .


Overheard

30 Apr 2016 /

“I hate to use stereotypes but . . .”

“For someone who hates to use stereotypes, you seem to have a stereotype for absolutely everyone.”


Overheard (Slack Version)

1 Apr 2016 /

Employee X [8:55 AM]
I bumped the HVAC up one degree for the entire office. Got a few comments about it being too cold yesterday. Let me know how today is y’all.

Employee Y [9:18 AM]
half a degree too warm

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Overheard

28 Mar 2016 /

Overheard


Overheard (Samuel T. Coleridge Edition)

22 Sep 2015 /

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

HIM: Sir Leoline, the Baron rich– Hath a toothless mastiff bitch–
HER: Which.
HIM: I beg your pardon.
HER: Which, not bitch.
HIM: We’ll look it up.


Overheard

11 Sep 2015 /

“I CAN’T DO FIVE THINGS AT THE SAME TIME!”

“Why not?”

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Overheard at Subway

28 Feb 2014 /

Subway

“Last time I was here, I decided to have a pink lemonade instead of a soda. Biggest mistake of my life.”

“The biggest mistake of your life was buying a pink lemonade?”

“Yeah. My whole afternoon was ruined.”


Overheard at Souplantation

9 Feb 2014 /

Customer to Mexican busboy: “Great soups today! I love the albo-dingus!”


Overheard at NASA

19 Mar 2013 /

“This is not rocket science . . . wait, yes it is!”

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Overheard at the Walmart Jewelry Counter

18 Mar 2013 /

An elderly gentleman is talking with the store manager . . .

“Melissa,” he says, referring to the woman working the jewelry counter, “was so friendly and helpful to me. Any jewelry store would be happy to have her — even Zales.”


Overheard

27 Oct 2012 /

“We’ve got to stop kicking ourselves in the foot.”

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Overheard

3 Oct 2012 /

Web comic


Overheard

21 Sep 2012 /

Web comic


Overheard

5 Sep 2012 /

Web comic


Overheard

3 Jun 2012 /

Web comic

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Overheard

30 Jan 2012 /

Web comic


Overheard in the Men’s Room

20 Jan 2012 /

Web comic


Overheard

20 Jan 2012 /

Web comic


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