[See You in Hell is a feature by our guest blogger, Satan — PE]
Greetings from the underworld!
Someone named Sarah Jeong was hired by a newspaper to work on their editorial board. It turns out Sarah has some pretty woke tweets.
Here’s a sample:
Dumbass fucking white people marking up the internet with their opinions like dogs pissing on fire hydrants.
Ha ha, that’s pretty good. Who hired her to write editorials? The Sweet Briar College student paper? No, it’s the New York Times!
Earlier this year, the Times hired someone named Quinn Norton, then fired her on the same day because of what it called racial and anti-gay slurs. I don’t know exactly what Quinn Norton said but I’ll bet it wasn’t as provocative as dumbass fucking white people pissing on the internet like dogs!
Look, I hate white men and white people in general as much as anyone, but I also hate Asian women. Unlike the New York Times, I don’t have a double standard. I hate everyone equally.
If the Times feels like “dumbass fucking white people” accurately represents its editorial posture, it’s fine by me, but they should really shut up about “divisive” language aimed at the media.
You better be nicer to us, you dumbass fucking white people!
See you in Hell . . .