[See You in Hell is a feature by our guest blogger, Satan — PE]
Greetings mortals —
I remember a few months ago many of you talking about Ime Udoka coaching in the NBA finals AND getting to go home to someone named Nia Long, whom many of you seem to find attractive.
I’ll share a little secret with you: No matter how hot you think someone is, there’s someone somewhere who’s bored with her.
And she’s bored with him too but at least she didn’t humiliate him in front of the entire world.
See you in Hell . . .