Driving through McDonald’s this morning . . .
“Hi, I’d like a Big Mac and an iced coffee please.”
“We don’t have Big Macs right now.”
“You don’t have Big Macs?!“
“Not till 10:30.”
“You won’t have Big Macs till 10:30?!“
“It’s breakfast right now.”
“Wait . . . did I say Big Mac? I meant Egg McMuffin. Do you have those?”
“Yes.”
“Excellent!”