I’m Going to Start Robbing Banks


Why do you rob banks?
Because that’s where the money is.

Willie Sutton (probably apocryphal)

I’m going to start sticking up banks. Not long ago, if you walked into a bank wearing a mask over your face, someone would immediately reach for an alarm or a gun. Now it’s required.

I could walk in and clean out the teller before anyone suspects a thing.

I think I’ll hone my craft first by knocking off a few gas stations and convenience stores.

“Can you describe the suspect?”

“I can’t, officer. He was wearing a mask.”

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