I Remember it Had a Yammy Aftertaste

1 Jul 2009 / PE

Sweet Potato Slice is recalled in Canada


To Whom It May Concern

29 Jun 2009 / PE

Via Best of the Web Today:

  • “Obama Breaks Silence on Gaza, Voices ‘Deep Concern’ Over Civilian Deaths” — headline, Ha’aretz,
    Jan. 7
  • “Obama Voices Concern About Freed Guantanamo Inmates” — headline, Reuters, Feb. 2
  • “Obama Voices Concern About Pakistan” — headline, New York Times, April 30
  • “Obama Expresses Concern for Tissainayagam” — headline, TamilNet.com, May 2
  • “Obama: Long-Term Joblessness a Concern” — headline, CNN.com, May 20
  • “Obama Says North Korea Nuclear Test a ‘Grave Concern’ ” — headline, Reuters, May 25
  • “Obama to ‘Voice Concerns’ in Egypt Speech” — headline, Hill, May 29
  • “Obama Concerned at Sentence of Journalists in NKorea” — headline, Agence France-Presse, June 8
  • “Obama Names Video Games as Health Concern in Speech to A.M.A.” — headline, GamePolitics.com, June 15
  • “Obama Has ‘Deep Concerns’ About Iran’s Election” — headline, Newsweek Web site, June 16
  • “Obama Concern About Oil Speculation Unchanged-W.House” — headline, Reuters, June 18
  • “Obama Expresses Deep Concern Over Honduras Coup” — headline, Deutsche Presse Agentur, June 28

Another Reason I Just Like to Drink on Planet Earth

4 Jun 2009 / PE

Mars bars shrink in size


Politics Makes Strange Bedfellows

28 May 2009 / PE

Gay soldier appeals to Obama


We Won’t Get Flued Again

27 Apr 2009 / PE

WHO ready with antivirals to combat swine flu


Suicide Bombers Have a Union?

31 Mar 2009 / PE

Suicide bomber strikes in Pakistan


Shot the Monkey

17 Mar 2009 / PE

Man mistakes woman for a monkey, shoots her


Don’t Go Hiking in a Sewer

6 Mar 2009 / PE

More than 800 protest sewer hike

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Be on the Lookout for a Hardened Criminal

28 Feb 2009 / PE

Man arrested may be linked to Viagra theft


Headline of the Day

24 Feb 2009 / PE

Cop makes arrest in bathroom after smelling crack


Scent of a Woman?

22 Jan 2009 / Hostile Witness

Venezuela's Chavez says Obama has stench of Bush


Is That a Primate in Your Pocket? Etc.

21 Nov 2008 / PE

Scientists rediscover pocket-sized primate


Sting Operation

9 Nov 2008 / PE

Sting catches unlawful drivers

What a humanitarian! And what did he do next? Set them free?

Free, free, set them free . . .


With Friends Like That . . .

9 Nov 2008 / PE

Teen gets life sentence in best friend's murder

Ouch! What did he do to people he didn’t like?


Another Reason I Like to Just Stay Home

9 Oct 2008 / PE

Tourist Bashed to Death by Waiters for Being 'Arrogant'


Nigeria Rules

9 Oct 2008 / PE

86 wives not polygamy, Nigeria rules

You may be thinking “Nigeria Rules” now, dude, but wait till all 86 of your wives have PMS at the same time . . .


Dog Investors

9 Oct 2008 / Lightning Epps

Hi Everybody –

I saw this headline today on an Associated Press story:

Stocks Fluctuate as Economic Worries Dog Investors

Lightning on the Balcony

As a dog investor myself, I just wanted to assure you that I am not worried. In fact, I’m sleeping like a puppy . . .

The key to investing is taking a long-term view of the market. Stocks are down? It’s a buying opportunity!

Among the stocks I’m currently recommending are

  • PetSmart (PETM) – Woof woof!
  • Volcom (VLCM), Under Armour (UA) – I see lots of young humans wearing these brands.
  • BJ’s Restaurants (BJRI) – I’ve never been but my owner says it’s really good and always crowded!
  • Sonic Corporation (SONC) – I love the commercials with the two people talking in the car! So funny!

— Lightning paw


Will They Pay My Relo?

9 Sep 2008 / Hostile Witness

Marshals seek Level 3 sex offender in Tuscon


“The Scenery Was Disappointing”

16 Jul 2008 / PE

Climber critical after fall in Eldorado Canyon


My Dog Calls a Press Conference

16 Jul 2008 / Lightning Epps
Lightning

Lightning claims 5 young lives in a week

I just want to say to the American people: I am not a vicious dog, but I don’t put up with a lot of nonsense either.

— Lightning paw


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