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Via Best of the Web Today:

• “Obama Breaks Silence on Gaza, Voices ‘Deep Concern’ Over Civilian Deaths” — headline, Ha’aretz,
  Jan. 7
• “Obama Voices Concern About Freed Guantanamo Inmates” — headline, Reuters, Feb. 2
• “Obama Voices Concern About Pakistan” — headline, New York Times, April 30
• “Obama Expresses Concern for Tissainayagam” — headline, TamilNet.com, May 2
• “Obama: Long-Term Joblessness a Concern” — headline, CNN.com, May 20
• “Obama Says North Korea Nuclear Test a ‘Grave Concern’ ” — headline, Reuters, May 25
• “Obama to ‘Voice Concerns’ in Egypt Speech” — headline, Hill, May 29
• “Obama Concerned at Sentence of Journalists in NKorea” — headline, Agence France-Presse, June 8
• “Obama Names Video Games as Health Concern in Speech to A.M.A.” — headline, GamePolitics.com, June 15
• “Obama Has ‘Deep Concerns’ About Iran’s Election” — headline, Newsweek Web site, June 16
• “Obama Concern About Oil Speculation Unchanged-W.House” — headline, Reuters, June 18
• “Obama Expresses Deep Concern Over Honduras Coup” — headline, Deutsche Presse Agentur, June 28

Man arrested may be linked to Viagra theft

— OCRegister.com

What a humanitarian! And what did he do next? Set them free?

Free, free, set them free . . .

Ouch! What did he do to people he didn’t like?

You may be thinking “Nigeria Rules” now, dude, but wait till all 86 of your wives have PMS at the same time . . .

Hi Everybody –

I saw this headline today on an Associated Press story:

As a dog investor myself, I just wanted to assure you that I am not worried. In fact, I’m sleeping like a puppy . . .

The key to investing is taking a long-term view of the market. Stocks are down? It’s a buying opportunity!

Among the stocks I’m currently recommending are

• PetSmart (PETM) – Woof woof!
• Volcom (VLCM), Under Armour (UA) – I see lots of young humans wearing these brands.
• BJ’s Restaurants (BJRI) – I’ve never been but my owner says it’s really good and always crowded!
• Sonic Corporation (SONC) – I love the commercials with the two people talking in the car! So funny!

— Lightning

I just want to say to the American people: I am not a vicious dog, but I don’t put up with a lot of nonsense either.

— Lightning