EppsNet Archive: Headlines

The Who: The Kids Are Alright … Except the Ones With Ebola

1 Aug 2014 /

The Who on Ebola


Overreaction

23 Jul 2014 /

Missing Teen

Her parents must be pretty strict. They reported her missing just because she wasn’t home by 9?


Another Reason I Like to Phone in My Order

20 May 2011 /

POLICE: Louisville woman pulls sword at Pizza Hut

FOX41.com

Twitter: 2010-09-08

8 Sep 2010 /
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The Star of the Phillipines

9 Jun 2010 /

Via Steven Landsburg | The Big Questions:

One year ago today, somewhere in the Phillipines, a reporter checked his web logs and wondered where all the new readers were coming from. Today we celebrate the first anniversary of one of the most unfortunately worded headlines in the history of journalism.

Air Force pounds MILF lairs with rockets


Put it on my Charge Account

8 Apr 2010 /

German industrial orders static in February


Why Is This Making Me Think About Monica Lewinsky?

10 Dec 2009 /

Swedish group renames hymen ‘vaginal corona’

The Local

Stop the Presses!

3 Nov 2009 /

Man pronounced dead at hospital

JSOnline

Bottom Story of the Day

12 Oct 2009 /

Director Polanski feels depressed in jail: lawyer


And That’s What He Does to People He LIKES!

4 Oct 2009 /
Paul Gentile Smith

Man accused of almost beheading best friend, setting him on fire


It’s Always in the Last Place You Look

4 Oct 2009 /

Remains of world’s oldest human brain found in Armenia

[HT: BOTWT]


Was He Advised of His Right to Remain Silent?

3 Oct 2009 /

Didn’t kill porn star, mime says

[HT: BOTWT]


Explain That, Galileo!

31 Jul 2009 /

Obama Drops Faster than Bush or Carter

[HT: Best of the Web Today]


How Does a Mountain Lion Get Hold of a Chain Saw?

20 Jul 2009 /

Man fights mountain lion with chain saw

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I Remember it Had a Yammy Aftertaste

1 Jul 2009 /

Sweet Potato Slice is recalled in Canada


To Whom It May Concern

29 Jun 2009 /

Via Best of the Web Today:

  • “Obama Breaks Silence on Gaza, Voices ‘Deep Concern’ Over Civilian Deaths” — headline, Ha’aretz,
    Jan. 7
  • “Obama Voices Concern About Freed Guantanamo Inmates” — headline, Reuters, Feb. 2
  • “Obama Voices Concern About Pakistan” — headline, New York Times, April 30
  • “Obama Expresses Concern for Tissainayagam” — headline, TamilNet.com, May 2
  • “Obama: Long-Term Joblessness a Concern” — headline, CNN.com, May 20
  • “Obama Says North Korea Nuclear Test a ‘Grave Concern’ ” — headline, Reuters, May 25
  • “Obama to ‘Voice Concerns’ in Egypt Speech” — headline, Hill, May 29
  • “Obama Concerned at Sentence of Journalists in NKorea” — headline, Agence France-Presse, June 8
  • “Obama Names Video Games as Health Concern in Speech to A.M.A.” — headline, GamePolitics.com, June 15
  • “Obama Has ‘Deep Concerns’ About Iran’s Election” — headline, Newsweek Web site, June 16
  • “Obama Concern About Oil Speculation Unchanged-W.House” — headline, Reuters, June 18
  • “Obama Expresses Deep Concern Over Honduras Coup” — headline, Deutsche Presse Agentur, June 28

Another Reason I Just Like to Drink on Planet Earth

4 Jun 2009 /

Mars bars shrink in size


Politics Makes Strange Bedfellows

28 May 2009 /

Gay soldier appeals to Obama


We Won’t Get Flued Again

27 Apr 2009 /

WHO ready with antivirals to combat swine flu


Suicide Bombers Have a Union?

31 Mar 2009 /

Suicide bomber strikes in Pakistan


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