EppsNet Archive: Headlines

Signs of Trouble

When a headline starts with one of the following, rest assured there’s going to be trouble: “Bungee jumper . . .” “Florida woman . . .” “YouTube gun stunt . . .” Related link: How Much Paper Does It Take to Stop a .50-Cal Bullet? Read more →

One Day Closer to Doom

Sad to say but every day is one day closer to doom for all of us . . . Read more →

I’ve Never Even Been to Chicago

This is not true, I’ve never even been to Chicago. — Lightning Read more →

Proud to Be a Coal Miner’s Daughter

If she is nominated and confirmed by the Senate, she would be the first coal miner’s daughter to hold the job . . . Read more →

Women Need to Get Into New Professions Where They Can Be Shot

A man in Texas shot two people breaking into his home, which probably wouldn’t be terribly newsworthy except that the two people were both women. Armed robbery is like technology and engineering in that it’s a profession in which women are seriously underrepresented so I endorse this as a step forward for diversity and inclusiveness. Read more →


Her parents must be pretty strict. They reported her missing just because she wasn’t home by 9? Read more →

Another Reason I Like to Phone in My Order

POLICE: Louisville woman pulls sword at Pizza Hut — FOX41.com Read more →

Twitter: 2010-09-08

Man sought for sex act in store | The Augusta Chronicle http://goo.gl/PJPD SEND YOUR RESUMES! # Read more →

The Star of the Phillipines

Via Steven Landsburg | The Big Questions: One year ago today, somewhere in the Phillipines, a reporter checked his web logs and wondered where all the new readers were coming from. Today we celebrate the first anniversary of one of the most unfortunately worded headlines in the history of journalism. Read more →

Put it on my Charge Account

German industrial orders static in February — Yahoo! News Read more →

Why Is This Making Me Think About Monica Lewinsky?

Swedish group renames hymen ‘vaginal corona’ — The Local Read more →

Bottom Story of the Day

Director Polanski feels depressed in jail: lawyer — Yahoo! News Read more →

And That’s What He Does to People He LIKES!

Man accused of almost beheading best friend, setting him on fire — Orange County Register Read more →

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look

Remains of world’s oldest human brain found in Armenia — Asian News International [HT: BOTWT] Read more →

Was He Advised of His Right to Remain Silent?

Didn’t kill porn star, mime says — Philadelphia Daily News [HT: BOTWT] Read more →

Explain That, Galileo!

Obama Drops Faster than Bush or Carter — RealClearPolitics [HT: Best of the Web Today] Read more →

How Does a Mountain Lion Get Hold of a Chain Saw?

Man fights mountain lion with chain saw — Associated Press Read more →

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