Yeah, I’m fucking hilarious . . . I’m not good at life, I’m completely alone in the world, but I’m pretty snappy with the jokes . . .
Notes from the Golden Orange
EppsNet Archive: Jokes
In order for this to have any chance of being funny, you need to know that in Britain, acetaminophen is called paracetamol . . .
Q: How do bananas get downstairs?
A: They slide down the bananaster.
An engineer walks into a bar and orders 1.0E20 root beers.
Bartender: “That’s a root beer float.”
Engineer: “Make it a double.”
[HT: Scott Hanselman]
Cotard’s Syndrome – The patient believes he is dead.
Capgras Syndrome – The patient believes that a friend, spouse, parent, or other close family member has been replaced by an identical-looking impostor.
The second one reminds me of the old Steven Wright joke: “Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates … When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, ‘Do I know you?'”