EppsNet Archive: Jokes

You’re Funny

15 Oct 2016 /

Yeah, I’m fucking hilarious . . . I’m not good at life, I’m completely alone in the world, but I’m pretty snappy with the jokes . . .


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20 Mar 2014 /

British Humor

20 Jul 2013 /

In order for this to have any chance of being funny, you need to know that in Britain, acetaminophen is called paracetamol . . .

Q: Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
A: Because the parrots eat ’em all.


Riddle

12 Apr 2013 /

Q: How do bananas get downstairs?

A: They slide down the bananaster.


Engineering Humor

9 Mar 2013 /
Root beer

An engineer walks into a bar and orders 1.0E20 root beers.

Bartender: “That’s a root beer float.”

Engineer: “Make it a double.”

[HT: Scott Hanselman]


Two of the Strangest Mental Disorders Ever

25 Jun 2012 /

Cotard’s Syndrome – The patient believes he is dead.

Capgras Syndrome – The patient believes that a friend, spouse, parent, or other close family member has been replaced by an identical-looking impostor.

The second one reminds me of the old Steven Wright joke: “Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates … When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, ‘Do I know you?'”


Riddles

17 Apr 2011 /

Q: What will you find in a prison library?
A: Prose and cons.

Q: What do you call a choice between cinnabar and galena?
A: Either ore.

Q: Where do Brahmans build their houses?
A: Caste lots.