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“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Bessie, the Interrupting Cow.”

“Bessie, the Interr–”

“MOOOOOOO!”

Two TV antennas fell in love and got married. The wedding was nothing special but the reception was excellent.

I just got an email from a co-worker with a wedding picture attached . . .

Thanks for the picture, I wrote back. I’ve never seen a happier-looking bride, except my wife of course.

She replied, That’s for sure…I really couldn’t of been happier for that moment…

What I didn’t say: You’ll never be that young again. You’ll never be that beautiful again. You’ll never be that happy again . . .