Twitter: 2009-07-04
4 Jul 2009 / PE- RT @diablocody: I ordered a bunch of Yankee Candles while drunk. Now the house smells of pie and remorse. #
- RT @darthvader: I love national holidays where blowing up a rebel stronghold can easily be considered a spectacular “finale.” #
- Weinerschnitzel: 2 chili dogs plus chili cheese fries for $3. Ain’t that America! #
- RT @diablocody: Ah, the patriotic “flag bikini.” There’s nothing like having a nation’s pride wadded up in your labia. #
- RT @ericmusselman: Abraham Lincoln: “I will prepare, and someday my chance will come.” #
