- RT @capricecrane: "Twitter" was the most used word of 2009. Numbers two and three were "I'm" and "broke." #
- RT @Aimee_B_Loved: Sometimes I drive between lanes and pretend my car is Pacman gobbling up the dashed lines. #
- RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use "can of whup-ass" only, as whup-ass is not sold in jars, squeeze tubes or resealable bags. #
- RT @RogervonOech: Never state a problem to yourself in the same terms as it was brought to you. [More at:]
http://j.mp/cthirsh # - RT @HarvardBiz: Government Health Care: Like the Postal Service? http://bit.ly/4IzozI #
- RT @capricecrane: I don't know how your car got dented. Maybe it's God saying you shouldn't have cut me off for that parking space. Or me. #
- RT @diablocody: Eating a gingerbread house for breakfast. A new low. #
- RT @capricecrane: According to Billboard: "Nickelback: 'Band of the decade.'" That's all. Enjoy the apocalypse. #
- RT @TheOnion: "Why do all the girls I like think of me as just a friend? And why isn't there a term to describe that relationship?" -Plato #