Live Like a Jackass, Die Like a Jackass

Ryan Dunn crash site

To anyone who misses Ryan Dunn, may I suggest that you honor his memory by getting drunk and driving your car into a tree.

The tragedy here is that Bam Margera wasn’t in the car with him.

I object to having these guys introduced into my life via front-page headlines. Why is Ryan Dunn’s death more noteworthy than any other moron with a fast car and a drinking problem? Because he shoved a toy car up his ass?

Here in our neighborhood in Irvine, we had a drunk guy a few weeks ago run a red light at Irvine and Culver and smash his truck into a car containing a father, his 14-year-old daughter and three of her friends on their way home from a birthday party.

One of the girls, a freshman at Northwood High School, was killed.

The fact that Ryan Dunn killed himself and a 30-year-old man rather than a 14-year-old girl is just a matter of chance.

If your idea of a good time is to go out drinking, then get in your car and drive around real fast on PUBLIC ROADS, then you are lethally stupid and I don’t like you.

  2 comments for “Live Like a Jackass, Die Like a Jackass

  1. anonymous
    25 Jun 2011 at 4:40 am

    Sure, Ryan Dunn and his friends are jackasses. Does that make it okay for you to wish for the death of another person? (The answer is no, jackass.)

  2. aye
    30 Oct 2013 at 1:12 pm

    u cant even be certain of the cause, there were 2nd set of skid marks, maybe someone in front of him slammed on the brakes so he swerved to avoid and we know how it ended. He was a funny guy. sorry to hear about this, quite late i admit.

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