Alternative Uses for Beer

Stone IPA

I’m picking up a few things at Trader Joe’s — some Clif bars, a couple boxes of cereal and a bottle of IPA.

The checker points to the bottle and says, “That’s good. Have you tried it?” Like he’s the beer expert and I don’t know anything.

“Yeah, I’ve tried it.” Not to be outdone, I pointed to the cereal boxes and said, “Have you tried it on cereal?”

“No.”

“Well . . . think about it.”

  1 comment for “Alternative Uses for Beer

  1. MS
    MS
    23 Apr 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Not to be outdone by a checker making friendly conversation, your response is to say something strange and awkward. Well played. You sure showed him.

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