My Advice

11 Oct 2009 / Lightning Epps
Lightning Epps

Learn all the tricks you can while you’re young . . .

— Lightning paw


What You Don’t Say

13 Jan 2009 / Hostile Witness

I just got an email from a co-worker with a wedding picture attached . . .

Thanks for the picture, I wrote back. I’ve never seen a happier-looking bride, except my wife of course.

She replied, That’s for sure…I really couldn’t of been happier for that moment…

What I didn’t say: You’ll never be that young again. You’ll never be that beautiful again. You’ll never be that happy again . . .


BZY CHIC

17 Jan 2001 / Hostile Witness

Dying with the most toys

Saw a license plate in the office lot today on a BMW 535i:

BZY CHIC

On the frame, it said “Hey Boys — This Girl Will Die With The Most Toys.”

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