T.J. Simers Must Die


I thought sports columnists were appointed for life, like Supreme Court justices, no matter how irrelevant they become, and yet I see that the Los Angeles Times has just dumped J.A. Adande.

Well, by golly, that’s a good start!

I can’t think of a single print columnist, at the Times or elsewhere, who’s remotely relevant anymore. There are dozens of sports websites (not that one — start at Deadspin and follow the links) with at least an order of magnitude more energy, insight and wit than you’ll find in your local print rag, which is why newspapers are going the way of the 8-track tape, the buggy whip and whale oil.

The next in line to go at the Times should be fatuous blowhard T.J. Simers.

Simers positions himself as a pot-stirring wiseass, and the line on him seems to be that if people don’t like him, he must be doing something right.

Actually, nobody likes him because he’s a dull, uninformed, solipsistic clod, whose “style” consists of run-on sentences, juvenile name-calling, and endlessly repeated in-jokes and shout-outs that were never funny in the first place.

  2 comments for “T.J. Simers Must Die

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    2 Jun 2007 at 12:18 am

    Hey thanks. I just killed an hour getting addicted to Deadspin. And yes, that was one awesome sentence…

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    17 Jun 2009 at 9:06 pm

    I see that your post about T.J. Simers is a couple of years old. I totally agree with you, but regrettably, the wisecracking hack is still getting paid to offend sports fans with his idiocy. I finally got tired of it, and posted this today:

    Let’s keep up the campaign to get that guy Simers fired.

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