Getting Pissed Off

My son tells me that when he has a hockey game, he’s now going to start getting pissed off as soon as we leave the house so he’s in the right frame of mind for the game.

I can’t see how being pissed off is going to help anyone play better, but I think he’s sort of kidding.

Anyway, we’re leaving for the rink . . . his mom made him a bowl of beans and rice to eat on the drive over.

He takes one bite and says, “This meal SUCKS!”

“Is this part of your new ‘get pissed off’ strategy?” I ask him.

“The rice is SOGGY!”

His phone buzzes.

“Who is sending me a friggin’ TEXT message?”

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