If I Were a Cardiologist

I drove through Carl’s Jr. for lunch . . .

“Would you like to try a Triple Bacon Cheeseburger?” the girl asked.

Triple?! A triple bacon burger!? The burger itself is 1,300 calories. If you go with the combo, it’s well over 2,000 calories.

If I were a cardiologist, I’d be sending a thank you note to whoever thought this up . . .

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