Even the Price of Getting Up is Going Up

 

A friend and former colleague is telling me about a recent trip to a massage parlor . . .

“She offered to take her clothes off and give me a hand job for $140. A hundred and 40 dollars?!.

“I said, ‘I can get a hand job for $60, if you’re gonna disrobe, I can add another $20, maybe $40.’

“‘Come on,’ she says. ‘Help me out.’ I told her to just massage my feet.

“Is this inflation or what? I can’t get a naked woman to jerk me off for less than $140?! I’ve had full service for $120. Man, fuck Joe Biden.”

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