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Author Archive: Hostile Witness
Pet Peeve of the Day
4 Mar 2011 / Hostile WitnessPeople who drive my car and leave the radio on full volume so the next time I start the car I get blasted out of my gourd.
It’s like a goddamn bomb going off . . .
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Anne Frank
3 Mar 2011 / Hostile Witness
As I’ve said before, it continues to amaze me how many people around the world have been touched by the life of this one girl . . .
I have seen the movie about Anne Frank and I was very emotional and hurt it was very hard to watch this movie
the things they had to go through it makes you think twice as hard what if it was my family we take things for grantedAnne Frank didn’t have a chance to have a family of her own go to the movies stay up late getting married every aspect of life
what she had she cherished with all the love for everything she hadthis situation with race needs to stop we all bleed the same colour unless we have aliens or robot blood among us or those who choose to judge all races
To me Anne Frank was a very brave outstanding young lady that had to grow up so fast before her time
To Otto Frank,Edith Frank,Margot Frank,Anne Frank you are all together now in gods arms holding you all ever so gentle his angels are cmforting you all from all the hard ache you all went through god bless you all
R.I.P. Anne Frank
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The Worst Week Ever
27 Feb 2011 / Hostile WitnessAccording to MSN, Charlie Sheen just had the worst week ever.
Yeah, all he’s got left is money, fame and hookers. My heart is breaking for this asshole.
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We Are All Wisconsiners Now!
19 Feb 2011 / Hostile Witness
Wisconsin has figured out a way to get all of its Democratic legislators to flee the state without so much as a BRB. How can we expand this nationwide?
Elected officials hiding out in undisclosed locations to prevent a quorum should wake everyone up to the extent to which public employee unions control our political destiny.
I have three words for the “sick” teachers in Wisconsin: Air Traffic Controllers.
We live in a top-notch school district in Irvine but it’s not because the teachers are so great. It’s the effort of the kids and the support of their families. Even in a good district, the teachers are very replaceable.
You’ll have to take my word for it but I could easily teach English, math or computer science at the high school level, even though I’m not government-certified to do so, and there are plenty of people in Wisconsin who could do the same.
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Three Words for Teachers
18 Feb 2011 / Hostile WitnessThe state’s largest school district has joined those that have canceled classes due to teacher shortages caused by union protests at the state Capitol.
I’ve got three words for protesting teachers in Wisconsin: Air Traffic Controllers.
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HW at the Movies: Hall Pass
17 Feb 2011 / Hostile WitnessAre you kidding?! I’d rather take a shower with my mom than watch this crap.
Only an idiot who knows nothing about life thinks that being married or unmarried has anything to do with happiness.
You’ll be just as miserable either way, albeit for different reasons.
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More People I’m Sick Unto Death Of
9 Sep 2010 / Hostile Witness
Anyone who REALLY likes one or more of the following:
- The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
- Tom Clancy
- Golf
- The Big Lebowski
- Beer (bonus points if you call it “brew”)
- Las Vegas
- Boating
- KISS
- Skiing
- Frank Zappa (bonus points if you just say “Zappa”)
- Their own abs
- When Harry Met Sally…
- Mitch Albom
- Maya Angelou
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Overheard
16 Jul 2010 / Hostile WitnessHER: Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
HIM: I hate you because you’re a bitch.
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A Few Blocks from Home
21 Jun 2010 / Hostile Witness
Police received a call around 12:30 a.m. June 14 about a man hanging from a fence post in front of an apartment complex in the 800 block of South Baker Street in Santa Ana.
Later identified as Hipolito Tapia Bravo, the 26-year-old Santa Ana landscaper was pronounced dead at the scene.
He was just a few blocks from home.
They say most homicides happen within a few blocks of home. Especially if your home is in Santa Ana.
Or is that traffic accidents?
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Personal Preferences
10 Jun 2010 / Hostile Witness
One of my son’s friends, his parents split up some time back because his dad, as it turned out, was not really attracted to women.
I met the gentleman for the first time last night at a school concert. How he was able to convince anyone, including himself, that he’s not gay is a mystery.
“Did you notice they’re opening a new restaurant at South Coast Plaza?” he said in a voice as gay as Christmas. “They’ll be serving only locally grown food. I was on my way to the Apple Store . . .”
Now I’m not saying that every man who cares about where his food is grown or owns an Apple product is gay but . . .
“I own an Apple product,” my son says.
“Yeah, an iPod,” I reply. “That’s okay. That’s mainstream.”
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Judging Books by Covers
7 Jun 2010 / Hostile Witness
They say you can’t make judgments about people based on what they look like but of course that’s nonsense.
You don’t think so? OK — our office building is right next door to the Orange County Social Services Agency. Once in a while, someone drives into our parking lot and causes me to say to myself, “That person has got to be looking for Social Services.” Because they look like someone whose kids should be taken away from them.
And in every case I’ve been correct — the person goes to the Social Services Agency!
Put that in your juice box and suck it.
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People I Thought Were Dead
9 May 2010 / Hostile Witness- Marty Allen – comedian
- Ed Ames – actor
- Lauren Bacall – actress
- Roger Bannister – runner
- Ben Bradlee – editor, The Washington Post
- George Kennedy – actor
- Ralph Kiner – Hall of Fame baseball player
- Jake LaMotta – boxer, middleweight champion
- Shirley Temple – actress
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People I Thought Were Dead
10 Apr 2010 / Hostile Witness- Barbara Hale – actress
- Hal Holbrook – actor
- Celeste Holm – actress
- Carl Reiner – actor, writer, director
- Eli Wallach – actor
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I’m All About Safety
20 Mar 2010 / Hostile Witness
The woman in the car next to me was talking on a cell phone while driving. I was so incensed, I ran her off the highway. Her car flew into a barranca and exploded in a giant fireball.
I’m a stickler when it comes to traffic safety.
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Bon Voyage, Captain!
10 Feb 2010 / Hostile Witness
‘Deadliest Catch’ captain Phil Harris dies at age 53
Never saw his TV show but he was great as the voice of Baloo in The Jungle Book!
♫ Look for the (clap) Bare Ne-cess-ities . . . ♫
Say hi to Bing Crosby in hell!
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So Long, Thrillseeker!
4 Feb 2010 / Hostile Witness
Sharks kill man kite-surfing off south Florida
Some people say life is too short. I say if you’ve got time for inane activities like kite-surfing, your life has already gone on way too long . . .
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Do Not Disturb
7 Jan 2010 / Hostile Witness
Most of us at work have offices with doors. People close the door sometimes for privacy, but mostly when they just want to work uninterrupted for a while.
So today I had a brainstorm of an idea: I could just close my door and go home!
People would marvel at my new work ethic! “He’s in there working all day and night,” they’d say. “He doesn’t even come out to use the bathroom!”
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Tyler Enters Rehab
23 Dec 2009 / Hostile Witness
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler says he has entered a rehab clinic to treat an addiction to pain killers he has taken to cope with 10 years of performance injuries.
I hate to say I told you so . . . well, okay, I don’t hate it . . .
