Dog Investors

9 Oct 2008 / Lightning Epps

Hi Everybody –

I saw this headline today on an Associated Press story:

Stocks Fluctuate as Economic Worries Dog Investors

Lightning on the Balcony

As a dog investor myself, I just wanted to assure you that I am not worried. In fact, I’m sleeping like a puppy . . .

The key to investing is taking a long-term view of the market. Stocks are down? It’s a buying opportunity!

Among the stocks I’m currently recommending are

  • PetSmart (PETM) – Woof woof!
  • Volcom (VLCM), Under Armour (UA) – I see lots of young humans wearing these brands.
  • BJ’s Restaurants (BJRI) – I’ve never been but my owner says it’s really good and always crowded!
  • Sonic Corporation (SONC) – I love the commercials with the two people talking in the car! So funny!

— Lightning paw


The Latte Factor

8 Sep 2003 / Hostile Witness

Is $1 million really better than a good cup of coffee?

Someone has trademarked the phrase “The Latte Factor,” referring to his claim that you could save the $3.50 a day you’re spending on little things like coffee, invest it, and wind up with millions of dollars.

Cappuccino with dollar sign

I don’t doubt that under a certain set of assumptions, that’s true — although under another set of assumptions, you could invest the money and lose it all, in which case you’ve got no lattes and no money).

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