Archive: 2005
January 2005
- 17: Structured Procrastination
- 17: Parental Guidance
- 23: Word of the Day
- 23: My Next Career
- 24: Worst Day of the Year
- 30: Profiles in Management: The Baffled Bigwig
- 30: Dark, Ironic Frost
- 31: The Ephemeral Beauty of the World
February 2005
- 08: Ontological Tangents
- 10: Negative Milestones
- 10: Another Cultural Phenomenon That Gives Me an Assache
- 19: Patrick Henry's Crazy Wife in the Basement
- 19: Notes from the Asylum
- 21: Completion Percentages
March 2005
- 04: Popstrology
- 05: Soul-Crushing Email of the Day
- 06: Disorganization
- 12: Homework Follies
- 12: Love Hurts -- So Does Frostbite
- 17: St. Patrick in Action
- 18: A Way of Life
- 21: Bush vs. Kerry
- 22: Sharks: Another Reason I Don't Snorkel
- 22: I Feel This Guy's Pain
- 26: Dropoffs Through the Years
- 26: Women Leaving IT Considered Discouraging?
- 27: Job Posting of the Week
- 31: Meet the Writers
April 2005
- 16: 99 Rules
- 17: The Happy Wife
- 18: Evidence?!
- 25: Frequently Wrong But Never in Doubt
- 30: Sports Parents Are Ruining the World
- 30: You Asked For It
May 2005
- 07: My Son Points Out Something . . .
- 07: OC Real Estate Report
- 07: The Waterfall Approach Persists as an Urban Myth
- 08: My Dog Sends a Bark Out to His Mom
- 08: We'll Kill Them Too
- 14: I Know Lots of Different Languages
- 14: Transcendental Meditation
- 14: Hey, Fat Ass!
- 15: 10 Best Questions to Ask at the End of a Talk When You Absolutely Have To
- 28: God's Gift to Kansas
- 28: Dying at the Right Time
- 28: The Individual Lemming
- 28: You're Welcome
- 28: HW's True Hollywood Stories
June 2005
- 03: Gatsby 2005
- 03: Setting Expectations
- 05: Prolific Authors
- 05: Be the Worst
- 05: Pre-Automation
- 05: High-Tech Turnaround
- 06: The Great Chair Race
- 15: Hockey Boy
- 15: Don't Trade Insults With a 6th Grader on the Day Vocabulary Words Are Assigned
- 18: Steve Jobs: Me, Me, Me
- 26: Often-Repeated Lies
- 27: We Don't Have the Money, So We Have to Think
- 29: Dead and Loving It
July 2005
- 02: At the Dog Park
- 02: One Thing We Agree On
- 02: Little Racketeers
- 03: Critics
- 03: Summer Vacation
- 03: Icarus
- 03: Why a Jukebox?
- 06: Argumentation
- 14: Off to Florida
- 15: One Day to Rest
- 16: NARCh - Day 1
- 17: NARCh - Day 2
- 18: NARCh - Day 3
- 19: NARCh - Day 4
- 21: Driving the Plane
- 30: Happiness
- 30: I Hate Travel
August 2005
- 03: Atkins Files Chapter 11
- 06: Requirements are Boring
- 13: The Jennings Boys
- 13: French Engineering
- 14: A 12-Year-Old Emails the Pope
- 20: Remember
- 20: Last Request
- 25: Red Shoes
- 27: Whale Cams
- 27: The Democratic Dilemma
- 27: Sacrilicious
- 27: Jesus at a Republican Fund-Raiser
- 27: Fighting Words
- 27: Lurch to the Right, Lurch to the Left
- 28: Three Questions Psychopaths Ask Themselves
- 28: Not a Grim Task at All
September 2005
- 01: HW Solves the Problem of Poverty in America
- 03: Micromanagement
- 14: The Algebra of Poetry
- 15: Medical Front Office Ass
- 15: Republicans Cause Sneezing?
- 16: How the Intelligent Design Hoax was Perpetrated
- 17: Soak the Rich -- Colleges!
- 17: Hunter Thompson's High-Caliber Doldrum-Buster
- 17: Dogster
- 17: Great Orators of the 7th Grade
October 2005
- 02: Free Advice . . .
- 02: Which Side Are You On?
- 02: USC Business School
- 18: The Dog Who Has Everything
- 19: Secret Griefs and Fears
November 2005
- 05: Profiles in Management: The Liar
- 19: Are People Getting Fatter?
- 25: Happy Birthday, E = mc2
- 25: My Retirement Plan is a .45