Archive: 2016
January 2016
- 01: Happy New Year!
- 05: Affinities Can Kill You
- 05: January
- 06: I Have Yet to See Any Problem
- 06: Even at This Late Hour
- 08: The Savvy Clinician
- 12: Angel From Montgomery
- 15: Another Thing I Like About Donald Trump
- 15: January 15, 1559: Elizabeth Crowned Queen of England
- 17: Hillary Clinton, Angry Landlady
- 18: Tony Robbins' Wealth-Building Tips Seem Pretty Useless
- 19: The 30 Most Anticipated TV Shows
- 19: How You Will Die
- 19: Why Don't Asians Care About the Oscars?
- 20: Sarcasm Detection Technology
- 20: I Was Young Then
- 22: More People I'm Sick Unto Death Of
- 26: A Different Kind of Voter
- 31: Michigan Man Dies in Crash While Masturbating to Porn Video
- 31: The People v. O.J. Simpson
February 2016
- 01: Spartans Are Overrated
- 02: What Would We Do Without Consultants?
- 05: Feb. 5, 1631: Roger Williams Arrives in America
- 05: Free Advice on Free Advice
- 05: Feb. 5, 1917: Immigration Act Passed Over Wilson’s Veto
- 07: Killer Elephants: Another Reason I Prefer to Just Stay Home
- 07: All Options Are on the Table at Yahoo
- 07: Shut Not Your Doors to Me Proud Libraries
- 07: Super Bowl 50: The Cam Newton Karma Game
- 08: More People I'm Sick Unto Death Of: Second-Guessers
- 11: A Loser Mentality
- 15: February 14, 278: St. Valentine Beheaded
- 21: What Is the Evidence for Unconscious Bias?
- 21: How People Learn to Become Resilient
- 21: USC Drumline Plays with Questlove
- 22: Teaching Prisoners to Code: What Could Go Wrong?
- 22: It's National Margarita Day!
- 22: I'm Pretty Sure Those Are Nouns
- 25: Harper Lee, 1926-2016
- 29: 3 Possibilities
- 29: Eat This Scroll
March 2016
- 01: 13 Hours Snubbed at Oscars
- 01: Talking About the Benefits of Socialism is a Capitalist Luxury
- 01: Who Will Be America's America?
- 01: How to Defeat Mindset Inequality
- 01: Peace Will Come (According to Plan)
- 02: I Have a System That I Think Would Work
- 02: Morning Morgantown
- 03: Prominent Republicans Re: Donald Trump
- 08: The Most Transparent Liar in Modern Times?
- 08: Celebrating Women and Pancakes
- 08: Lonely at the Top
- 11: More People I'm Sick Unto Death Of: Michael Bloomberg
- 11: R.I.P. Tiger
- 11: Parents Use "Naturopathic" Remedies to Treat Toddler, Who Dies
- 11: Mysterious Ways
- 11: You Already Know Who I Am
- 11: Chuck and Chip
- 12: Fun Fact of the Day
- 14: This Was the Room I Had to Live In
- 15: More People I'm Sick Unto Death Of: Joe Lunardi
- 16: More Words and Phrases I'm Sick Unto Death Of: Full-Throated
- 16: I've Never Even Been to Chicago
- 18: The Art of the Meal
- 18: A Brutally Honest Tagline
- 19: Just Us Kids
- 20: A Lesson in Free Markets
- 25: Tell Us a Scary Story
- 25: You Look Like an OAF
- 26: An Inevitable and Perfect Future
- 26: Why Are Anxiety Disorders So Prevalent?
- 27: Ruff Sex
- 28: Tiptoeing Around Reality
- 28: See You in Hell
- 28: The Job Is Only Half Done
- 28: Overheard
- 28: Religions or Cults?
April 2016
- 01: Overheard (Slack Version)
- 01: ‘Natural’ Product Claims Can Be Murky
- 06: Let's See Some ID, Jack Nicklaus
- 09: What Did Jesus Write on the Ground?
- 10: You're Walking Around With a Mask On
- 11: EppsNet Restaurant Reviews: Don Pisto's
- 11: Happy National Pet Day
- 11: Correction
- 13: It's Not Your Head
- 13: Watching Kobe's Last Game
- 14: Dad vs. Stupidity
- 16: Chillin' With the Chancellor
- 17: Gutsy Winds
- 18: Ayatollah So
- 18: EppsNet Restaurant Reviews: Pea Soup Andersen's
- 19: I Wonder
- 19: Patience
- 21: The Consequences of Shenanigans
- 25: Pain is Nothing
- 27: One Day Closer to Doom
- 29: Ted Cruz: Lucifer in the Flesh?
- 30: More People I'm Sick Unto Death Of
- 30: Overheard
- 30: We Are Not Making Any Progress on Cellos
- 30: Who Says Creativity is Dead in Tinseltown?
- 30: So Long, Clippers!
- 30: Apple Employee Found Dead at Company Headquarters
May 2016
- 01: A Wing and a Prayer
- 01: Dogs Are Descended From Wolves
- 02: Wasteland
- 06: The State of Motherhood in America
- 06: Salesmanship
- 09: Income Inequality Explained
- 15: See You in Hell
- 15: The Ideal Consumer
- 15: 2015 Cal Graduation Video
- 15: People Having a Worse Week Than You
- 21: More People I'm Sick Unto Death Of
- 23: Stronger
- 23: Has Anything Changed?
- 24: A Picture of God
- 27: Fight
- 31: Praying for Startups
June 2016
- 01: 'Expert' Predictions for the NBA Finals
- 02: Could Falling Into a Gorilla Exhibit Happen to Anyone?
- 06: Out of the Blue and Into the Black
- 08: FYI, "Mexican" is Not a Race
- 08: Be Anything You Want?
- 11: Why is it Okay to Hate the Rich But Not the Poor?
- 12: Peter Shaffer, 1926-2016
- 12: Doors That Didn't Necessarily Need to Be Closed
- 14: How Is "Gun Control" Supposed to Work?
- 15: God Asks a Question
- 16: Is There an "Anti-Queer" Climate?
- 18: EppsNet Movie Reviews: Finding Dory (and Coming Attractions)
- 19: Jesus at Gethsemane
- 19: Warriors Better Than Showtime Lakers?
- 20: I Pledge Allegiance to [Omitted]
- 21: How to Beat UConn Women's Basketball: Transsexuals
- 21: What Are the Rules on Refusing a Religious Funeral?
- 22: If the Titanic Sank Today
- 23: The Least Newsworthy Assassination Attempt on a Presidential Candidate
- 23: Why Gun Control Can't Be Solved
- 25: Goldman Sachs CEO Henry Paulson Endorses Hillary Clinton
- 25: George Orwell: "I Told You So"
- 27: My Dog Is a Genius
- 27: The One Thing I Can't Tolerate is Intolerance: Herschel Walker Edition
- 27: Is Tech Addiction Making Us Far More Stressed at Work?
- 28: Tom Kelly, Pat Summitt, Buddy Ryan
July 2016
- 02: What I'd Say to Jesse Williams' Parents
- 04: Even Stephen A. Smith is Right Occasionally
- 04: Fireworks Safety is Overrated
- 04: Bernie Sanders is Wrong About Everything But He's Raised the Intellectual Climate
- 05: Pup Cups Don't Need To Be Colorful
- 11: If a Cat Identifies as a Dog . . .
- 13: Boy, Were We Wrong!
- 13: Oops!
- 14: Draymond Green Faces Assault Charges
- 14: Shopper Accused of Taking Pics of Woman in Target Changing Room
- 14: OK, But Let's Not Let Facts Get in the Way of a Good Narrative
- 16: She Can't Blame the George W. Bush Administration?
- 16: Hillary Clinton and the New Ghostbusters
- 16: My Boyhood Sports Icons Are Dying
- 17: A Naked Person Wearing Glasses
- 17: In Politics, An Honest Man Does Not Get Rich
- 17: The Tigers Have Spoken
- 17: What People Want to Pronounce
- 17: Who Does Amazon Fresh?
- 21: The Hardest Part of the Journey
- 21: Flag Burner Lights Himself On Fire
- 26: Your Attitude to Women is a Disgrace
- 26: Lost in Translation
- 26: Jill Stein on Leaked DNC Emails
- 27: The Man in the Arena
- 28: We Need to Get a Cat
- 31: Good to Great
- 31: How Do I Know If I'm Gay?
- 31: A Net For My Steps
August 2016
- 01: More People I'm Sick Unto Death Of
- 02: On-Again, Off-Again Respect for Grieving Parents
- 07: When Was That? I Missed It.
- 08: Olympics Update
- 09: Bad Religion
- 09: One Thing I Can't Tolerate is Intolerance: BYU Edition
- 10: For My Daughter
- 17: Life
- 21: This Year's Recital
- 22: Carmack on Government
- 23: Income Inequality Explained
- 23: Chancellor Dirks Resigns
- 29: What Would You Charge for an EpiPen?
- 31: Gender Sliders
September 2016
- 02: We Did It the Old-Fashioned Way
- 04: If We Have Data
- 09: This Morning at Starbucks
- 09: Starbucks Chile Mocha Review
- 11: MOCA and the Broad
- 12: 2 Weeks
- 14: What Might We Be Missing?
- 17: 20-Something Girlfriends
- 17: How to Tell If You're Too Busy
- 19: Give Me a Flaming Russian
- 19: Vatican Splendors at the Reagan Library
- 19: At the MOCA With a Rothko Fan
- 20: Quantum Teleportation Breakthrough by DARPA-Funded Physicists
- 23: Man Ray Chess Set
- 24: How Are You Doing?
October 2016
- 06: Shake it Off (aka Haters Gonna Hate)
- 09: Are You a Role Model for Today's Youth?
- 14: Brahms Shooting Cats
- 15: You're Funny
- 15: What is Life Telling Me Right Now?
- 16: Shut Up About Free Speech
- 16: God Bless Us, Every One
- 17: Clutching Your Pearls
- 17: My Answer to Creepy-Clown Hysteria
- 17: EppsNet at the Movies: The Accountant
- 19: What Qualifies One to Teach Leadership?
- 22: Madonna Pledges Oral Sex for Clinton Voters
- 23: Praying for Sleeping Bags
- 24: Kidding Myself
- 26: PANO | LA
November 2016
- 01: Taking the Fun Out of the Game for Cam Newton
- 11: In a Flash
- 26: Huntington Library
- 28: When is Refusing to Accept Election Results Not a National Outrage?
- 28: I Thought Fidel Castro Was Already Dead
December 2016
- 09: Another Reason I Don't Believe in God
- 10: John Glenn, 1921-2016
- 10: It Never Ends
- 12: That Was Then, This Is Now
- 19: Relative Importance
- 27: Carrie Fisher, 1956-2016
- 27: EppsNet Investment Tips
- 29: Debbie Reynolds, 1932-2016
- 30: 2016: The Year in Books
- 30: To Whom it May Concern