Archive: 2003
January 2003
- 06: Ask HW: Why Aren't There More Black Head Coaches in the NFL?
- 08: Teachers Making a Difference
- 19: The Forer Effect
- 19: Rent Hikes Cause Homelessness?
- 21: I Have a Dream (2003 Edition)
- 25: Job Posting of the Week
- 25: The Ultimate Morale Booster
- 29: Another Reason to Restrict TV Viewing
February 2003
- 02: Never Trust a Golfer
- 02: Reviving Interest in the Space Program
- 06: Laid Off
- 08: Ansel Adams at 100
- 14: Happy Valentines Day
- 27: Getting Tired
- 28: Fred "Mr." Rogers Dies at 74
March 2003
April 2003
- 05: Calvin Klein Seeking Substance-Abuse Help
- 12: Three Ways to Find My House
- 17: Atkins Dies
- 17: Your Résumé is Quite Impressive
- 19: Talking to Recruiters
- 21: Genealogy: Who Cares?
May 2003
- 01: Heat Miser
- 04: Warren Buffett on Financial Reports
- 04: Kill the Model Prisoners
- 11: Happy Mother's Day
- 11: HW's True Hollywood Stories
- 18: HW's Book Reviews
- 25: My 9-Year-Old Kid's Current Favorite Expressions
- 26: Good News, Bad News
June 2003
- 01: Overheard at Bob Hope's 100th Birthday Party
- 01: HW's Video Game Reviews
- 08: Introducing a 9-Year-Old to Yoga
- 08: First Library Card Discovered
- 15: Useless Reports
- 15: Stuff They Don't Teach You in School
- 18: Yowzah!
- 18: Brain Teaser
- 21: Something Sad About Parenting
- 21: Runaway Train
- 24: Three Short Arguments Against Affirmative Action
- 25: The Joys of Retirement
- 30: Another Reason I Let My Wife Handle the Grocery Shopping
July 2003
- 01: Life Imitates HTTP
- 03: Overheard
- 09: Another Reason I Never Put My Kid in Day Care
- 17: Misinformed
- 24: 2 Fast
- 29: Happy Birthday
August 2003
- 03: Kids in America
- 03: Goldilocks and the Three Networks
- 04: Undercutting the Offshore Bid
- 10: Introducing a 10-Year-Old to Poetry
- 12: EppsNet Goes to the Movies
- 15: Slapstick Science
- 16: Worst Band of All Time
- 16: What's for Breakfast?
- 21: Self-Portrait
- 24: Management 101
- 25: Bejeweled
- 26: Pizza Flashback
- 26: Marital Discord Explained
September 2003
- 01: In Memoriam: Charles Bronson
- 01: We Set Our Sights So Low
- 06: The Day Care Worker Killed My Kid
- 07: Overheard
- 07: Wrought by Prayer
- 08: The Latte Factor
- 09: Vagueness and Sheer Incompetence
- 14: Song Lyrics That Didn't Resonate Until 25 Years Later
- 14: Television
- 15: In Memoriam: Johnny Cash
- 16: A New Standard in Low Standards
- 16: Great Moments in Hubris
- 21: Feet
- 22: How Was Your Weekend?
- 22: Who Moved My Cheese?
- 23: Prison Sex: A Win-Win Scenario
- 23: Alan Turing
- 25: Daddy's Home
- 26: Seinfeld
October 2003
- 01: If You Can't Stand the Heat
- 05: Tropical Moon
- 06: Lesbian Rescue Fantasies
- 08: Recall
- 08: Question
- 11: The Death of a Child
- 15: Great Moments in Parenting
- 15: That is You
- 16: A Perfect Murder
- 23: If a Tree Falls in the Forest . . .
- 24: A Brilliant Waste of Time
- 25: I Hate to Look at Wedding Photos
- 25: Burning Down the House
- 26: A Tale of Two Dinners
- 30: Why Great Novels Are Not Written by 10-Year-Olds
- 30: I Don't Care About Your Car
- 31: Overheard
- 31: Trick or Treat
November 2003
- 04: Existentialism in the Cafeteria
- 14: So Much Trash
- 15: Forgive Us Our Debts
- 16: Break a Leg
- 17: Men Are From Mars, Chickens Are From KFC
- 18: Management 101: How to Demoralize Your Top Performers Into Early Retirement
- 22: Can You Hear Me Now?
- 23: Unskilled and Unaware of It
- 23: A Visitor from the East
- 24: A Damnable Doctrine
- 28: Margaret Cho
- 29: High Failure Rates on the Web
December 2003
- 01: How Family Traditions Get Started
- 02: The Sanctity of Marriage
- 02: An Evening at Home
- 06: Huh?
- 07: Happy Birthday to Me
- 10: Prescription Drugs by Email!
- 10: Emily Dickinson
- 10: My Favorite Xmas Songs
- 11: Reverse Performance Anxiety
- 18: The Nutcracker
- 22: The Waiting
- 24: A Bruce Lee Christmas
- 26: My Kid Got a Dawg for Christmas
- 27: Why I Hate Stretching at Home
- 31: More People I'm Sick Unto Death Of