Archive: 2006
January 2006
February 2006
- 04: Earthquake Preparedness
- 08: Cartoon Violence
- 08: Another Sign That Civilization is Circling the Commode
- 15: My Dog Recaps the Westminster Dog Show
- 18: Inspirational Quote of the Day
- 18: A Pessimist Looks at History
- 25: No Pants
- 28: Winning Through Intimidation
March 2006
April 2006
- 21: My Kid Asks for Money
- 21: We Are Not Responsible
- 21: 101 Ways to Say No
- 21: It's a Guy!
- 22: Between the Two of Us, We Know a Lot of Stuff
- 22: Talking Calumny
- 23: Kids Say the Darnedest Things
- 23: Another Reason Dogs Are Better Than Wives
- 24: Card Games You Can Play With One Card
- 24: World of Warcraft
- 24: Sun Microsystems Circles the Drain
- 25: 3 Former Titans of Industry Now Having a Worse Day Than You
- 25: Notes from the Asylum
- 26: How Homework Gets Done at My House
- 26: The World of Make-Believe
- 27: Why God Builds Gated Communities
- 27: The Dragons of our Lives
- 27: Private Military Companies Better Than the UN?
May 2006
- 02: I Made a Mistake on the Hockey Jerseys
- 02: Who Doesn't?
- 09: My Hair is Too Short
- 09: Better, Faster and Cheaper?
- 09: The Cat in the Hat as a Management Consultant
- 14: Meet my New Stockbroker
- 14: My Dog Sends a Bark Out to His Mom for Mother's Day
- 15: HW Explains the U.S. Newborn Mortality Rate
- 16: Antipattern: Bore People to Death With Your Job Ads
- 20: Best Place to Hide an International Thug?
- 22: Zero-Tolerance Watch
- 23: Caulfield on Books
- 23: Antiwar Myths About Iraq Debunked
June 2006
- 01: The Disenchanted Forest
- 04: People I Thought Were Dead
- 06: The Difference Between Golfers and Tennis Players
- 08: Zarqawi Killed: "A Good Day's Work"
- 08: Why I Don't Own a Cadillac Escalade
- 10: California Adventure
- 12: My New Dream Girl
- 12: Homework Follies
- 15: What Makes Women Happy?
- 15: The Captain Explains His Strategy
- 17: Father's Day Poems
- 18: Father's Day Secrets
- 19: iCasey
- 20: Cut and Jog
- 20: This Just In
- 22: What is Life?
- 22: Glass Houses, Stones, Etc.
- 25: Thomas Mann: Patron Saint of Bloggers
- 25: Why You're Not Losing Weight
- 26: Nobody Likes Us
- 27: 15 People Who Make America Great
- 28: Is Soccer a True Sport? Discuss.
- 28: Respect the Classics, Man: No Silver Bullet
- 29: Conversations With My Wife
- 30: You Remind Me of Superman
- 30: People I Thought Were Dead
July 2006
- 02: Whatever Happened to Love?
- 03: Shibboleths
- 03: Why Asian Girls Like White Guys
- 04: Sweet Land of Liberty
- 05: A Modern Stone Age Family
- 05: No Solicitators
- 06: I Am 90 Percent Confident!
- 08: Why 12-Year-Olds Are Not Allowed to Drive
- 08: The Weaker Sex?
- 09: Pug Puppy with Beer
- 09: Hot Diggety Dog
- 09: Administrivia
- 09: Safe is Risky, Risky is Safe
- 10: How Extortionists Get Their Start
- 13: What Does Merriam Webster Know?
- 16: Mulholland Drive
- 16: Why Good Projects Fail Anyway
- 18: Orange County Fair
- 19: Conversations with a 7th Grader
- 19: Yin and Yang
- 20: Boring in a Good Way
- 21: Ambidextrous
- 22: Everything at EppsNet is the Best
- 23: A Blind Woman Was Driving the Car
- 27: You Don't Know Enough
- 27: Racial Sensitivity at the Office
- 28: Advice for the Feng Shui Entrepreneur
- 29: Cannot Measure Productivity
- 30: But Can U Do This...
- 30: I Guess You'll Do
August 2006
- 02: It's All My Fault
- 04: We're No Geniuses
- 05: The Semi-Gifted Students Academy
- 05: They Call Me The Hammah
- 05: A Rule of Thumb on Documentation
- 06: Put 'er There!
- 06: Names for Your Band
- 07: The Legacy of Waterfall
- 08: Girls Talk
- 10: There is No Road
- 10: Fidel Castro Needs to Die Right Now
- 13: At the Dog Park
- 13: Our Competitors are Still Sucking Their Thumbs
- 15: Beware Metrics
- 18: Grandma Died Yesterday
- 19: Massive Accountability
- 19: Drowning in Chocolate
- 22: Hate Crime in Irvine
- 31: CatsThatLookLikeHitler.com
September 2006
- 01: Lightning on the Bed
- 01: My Kid Got a New Drum Set
- 01: Two-Minute Drill (With Your Mom)
- 02: Madden NFL 07 Racist?
- 04: Failing to Prepare
- 04: The Grandeur of the American Southwest
- 04: Route 66 Road Trip
- 04: How Big Was That Elk?
- 04: Self-Portrait With Pug
- 05: A Ready Answer on Diversity
- 06: Dishonest Estimation
- 10: Tom Peters Sucks
- 10: Controlling the Wealth
- 10: A Lesson in Procrastination
- 11: The Favor of Ending
- 20: The Age of Cynicism
- 21: Barbie Speaks
- 21: Two People Sorry They Bet on Baseball
- 22: Systematic Suppression of Creative Genius
- 22: Never Give In
- 22: Boo Hoo! The President Made My Income Go Down
- 23: Tequila!
- 23: The Greatest Golf Photo Ever
- 23: The Overachiever
- 23: Unrequited Love
- 23: Nelson Algren Goes to Hollywood
- 25: Timeouts Considered Harmful
- 28: How NOT to Do a PowerPoint Presentation
- 28: The Poster Boy for Self-Aggrandizement
- 28: Lucasfilm Donates $175 Million to USC
- 29: Mozart for Muslims
- 29: How Did Peopleware Become a Best-Seller?
- 29: Four Questions to Ask a Hiring Manager
- 30: A Pug Above, a Pug Below
- 30: Cooper, Benson and Rudy (rescued)
October 2006
- 04: The Dog Clairvoyant
- 04: ALOHA!
- 04: Tyler's Puppy Face
- 07: In Praise of Invective
- 08: "Yesterday" by W.S. Merwin
- 08: Which Way is the Finish?
- 08: Leaders Who Don't Care About People
- 08: "One Art" by Elizabeth Bishop
- 08: Homework Follies
- 09: People I Thought Were Dead
- 12: Cory Lidle: 1972-2006
- 12: God as Pete Carroll
- 15: The Seven Wastes of Software Development
- 15: Lightning Goes to the Beach
- 16: Goofus on Software
- 19: A Methodology Question
- 20: The Intellect of "Ordinary" Employees
- 21: Another Argument Against Day Care
- 23: Whatever Happened Five Minutes Ago
- 24: PowerPoint Tips from the Pros
- 28: Tennis Parents Can Blow Me
- 28: Pug Photos from Flickr
- 28: What Has Steve Jobs Done With His Money?
- 28: Hockey Families I Have Known
- 28: What I'd Say to My Son in My Angriest Moment
- 28: A Forceful Dose of Reality
- 30: Three Reasons for Software Project Failure
November 2006
- 02: Asians and Idiots
- 03: Halp Us Jon Carry
- 03: Brush with Greatness
- 06: The Sheriff of the Dog Park
- 08: This Will Be My New .sig File
- 08: The Brotherhood of Teeth
- 08: Improving the Joke
- 09: Popsicles and Crucifixions
- 09: Ed Bradley: 1941-2006
- 13: Let the Rubes in on the Gag
- 14: Divorce Wizards
- 14: American Pastoral by Philip Roth
- 15: Convergences
- 16: Hu's on First
- 23: Happy Thanksgiving
- 24: People I Thought Were Dead
- 24: We Have Been Distracted
- 25: Having a Dream
- 25: Driving a Car at Night
- 26: USC 44, Notre Dame 24
- 29: Black Father of the Year
- 29: How to be a Notre Dame Fan
- 30: The Prepared Mind
December 2006
- 02: Criticisms of the Standard Waterfall Model
- 03: UCLA 13, USC 9
- 05: Another Reason I Let My Wife Handle the Holiday Decorations
- 05: Grab a Shovel
- 05: Snuggled
- 06: Choosing the Right Breed
- 08: Why Craigslist Doesn't Have Text Ads
- 11: You Can Have My Job
- 14: Waiting for the End of the World
- 20: The Years Have Been Kind to Me
- 22: Oregon Nancy Boys
- 23: Practices vs. Accomplishments
- 23: Useless Junk
- 24: Christmas in Australia
- 26: A Family Secret
- 27: Almost Famous
- 28: How Could We Lose to These Idiots?
- 31: Call Me Kreskin
- 31: A Venn Diagram of My Holiday Get-Togethers
- 31: College Pick 'Em
- 31: Pug Photos from Flickr